lol the i wish game!!!1

[JUDE ☂]

lol
lololo

............. SO THIS IS HOW YOU PLAY:

Someone says I wish I could, say fly. The next poster replies "you can fly BUT you... dadada" so and so, a downer to getting your wish.

Example:

Steve: Yeaahh ummm I wish for suuumm fishie nuggets to eat
Bob Marley: k you get fishie nuggets but then you fall off a cliff lol

GET IT?!?!
GOT IT?!?!
.............. good cB

I START.

I wish a was a unicorn... cB

[inksplatter]

Your a unicorn but your not related to harry potter in any way shape or form because you in fact have no horn... because you put this in the WRONG BOARD FOO' ;D
-issomean YOUR STILL MAGICAL TO ME DX-

um

i wish pinecones and woodchips to go somewhere far away because I dislike them...
they dont mix with my habitatgwah
D:

[♫ Blue ♫]

Granted, but then a giant wood chip and pine cone monster forms and EAT you >:3

I wish for animal crackers ^.^

[JUDE ☂]

Granted, but then a giant wood chip and pine cone monster forms and EAT you >:3

I wish for animal crackers ^.^

granted, but in an unrelated event an baby born with a serious eye infection in russia was just sent to america to find out the source - for it was wondered if it was a possible virus. The baby was sent to the University of California - Insectary and Quarantine Facilities, where she was maintained and tested to find out the source of the virus, for fear the hemorrhaging of the eyes and nostril as a link to possibly be relating the the Ebola virus, the known killer virus that caused mass panic. The mother of the child was said to have been eating animal crackers - sold also in Vons, the main supplier, and retrieved them from an American friend visiting to see her baby to be born, boughten from Vons. The animal crackers were immediately linked to the new found strand of Ebola, and immediately recalled. Ergo, once you talked your mom into getting you said animal crackers, the recall was put out, so she took them away and threw them out. :3

I wish I could slaughter MANbearpig.

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[♫ Blue ♫]

Granted, but then you fall off a cliff and into a secrete cave filled with man bear pigs

btw, I really did get animal crackers (hehe =3)

I wish people at school weren't such assholes

[TABi]

GRANTEDDDD









BUTTTTTTTT



because everyone was so nice and became fairy princesses you went crazy and killed them all then yourself..pleasant no?


I wishhhh I had a kitty!!

[inksplatter]

Granted!


just one thing,




it's not an ordinary cat.

it has one and a half heads
six toes on each foot
seven on the left hind
no hair on its ears
AN EYE THAT SORTA GLIDES ONE WAY WHEN IT STARES AT YOU FOR TOO LONG.......
and goes obviously by the name creeper


the only upside is that it poops out skittles and occasionally poptarts.

and that's only if you even like skittles.






i wish i could be as cool as mmahdee myyuuorehh

[JUDE ☂]

<sup>ungrantedthatwillneverhappen

..................................JKJK D:

Ungranted because you're already way cooler than "mmahdee myyuuorehh" So, if I granted that, you'd like.. get less awsome so yeah. ungranted.
or well

granted only cuz this game makes me do that.. but then you die and are reincarnated into tawny who is a shitload cooler than "mmahdee myyuuorehh"

i wish I was................................................................................................ dead</sup>

[*Wish Come True*]

your dead because your murdered by miley cyrus accidently then she dedicates a song to you that little tweens sing around the world.

I wish I didn't have a french final

[♫ Blue ♫]

Granted, but then instead of having a french final, you have to do all my AP work for next year >=3

I wish I didn't have a headache

[JUDE ☂]

<sup>granted.

............buuut then all the headache creeps down into your ankles and they pop. :]

I wish I had 385$ to open a bank account for a certain something.. D:</sup>

[♫ Blue ♫]

granted, but then the bank money monster comes and eats all your money and your animal cookies (The pink and white ones with the little sprinkles on them).

I wish I could be a burrito taster and earn a jillion buckaroos

jasongarrett.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/burrito-taster1.jpg (this is funny)

[TABi]

GRANTTTEDDDDD



to bad that burrito had teeth and ate your peni- waittttt a minuteeee *shifty eyes*


I wish the oaks uniform wasn't so ugly -.-

[inksplatter]

granted,

but then someone deemed wanaweeta who is extremely ugly wears it and has to carpool with you before and after school until you graduate.

I wish I had a pet fox. >:

[♫ Blue ♫]

Granted, but then it ate your face and then you cried.

I wish I had a pretty flower =3 (Not a venus fly trap)

[TABi]

GrAnTeD

BUT

then a swarm of bees were attracted to you and your flower so now your face is all stung ^.^


I wishhhhh I had cell phone that actually works

[♫ Blue ♫]

Granted, but then it transforms into a giant robot and it blows up your house.

I wish I could fly

[TABi]

Granted!!!!

but then you run out of magical pixie dust and you crash before you reach neverland ^.^

I wish I was hanging out with a friend right now instead of sitting in front on a computer

[♫ Blue ♫]

Granted but then the world explodes and everyone dies except you.

I wish I could jump into any book and be part of the story.

[inksplatter]

granted,

but when you jump into one book... it turns out that nicholas cage somehow produced a book and he himself is in it, of course. XD



I wish to design and sell balloons with faces on them.

D:

O:

:3